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You’re just trying to get my goat!
Please, no fowl language here
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Question of the day: Dear so called journalists, Americans want to know your answer, “Do you swallow?”:
Historic research proves most lynchings were carried out by Democrats
I hope Barack Obama DOES NOT fail. On the other hand, I hope his DICK fails. Of course that means it would be removing the FEEDING TUBE from thousands of so called JOURNALISTS.
George Bush was one of the worst presidents in American history. But still, it is only fair to treat the DEMOSCUZ LIBS (Obama) like they treated George Bush and the Republican Party. That is what we will continue to do here on this website. After all, it is they who taught us how.
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Welcome to the BARNYARD.
(The White Trash Leftist Lib Progressives passed through here this morning led by George Sewer Rose so careful where y’all walk.)
My Name is VON
and I like to MOO
Right Out Loud
Sometimes.
HELLO
I Hope Obama’s Dick Fails
Come on in and wallow awhile
but beware
you are entering the zone
of infantile, dumb & rude
HUMOR
(just like the libs have)
Did you ever go to a “circle jerk”???
Now, through the miracle of the web you can take part in one. Visit dailykos.com.
Also, while you are in the barnyard check out the animal nursery. See our new litter of 8 baby rats. Apparently David Letterman was skulking around the barnyard a while ago. We need a paternity test even though they do all look like Dave. Note to Dave: Why ridicule someone else’s family, go take care of your own family instead of sleeping with all the rats in the neighborhood and humiliating your own wife.
The David Letterman Family
Whatever happened to
HAIRY BELLY FUNGI
That Calypso dude?
Von’s List of Infamous Mediaschmucks
#1 Keith Ofalmann - puke spewing, mentally deficient, ofal eating, morally depraved, half-man, buffoon.
Von’s Kwikblog
It wasn’t long ago we entertained ourselves at milking time tuning in to the “Savage Nation” talk show. Well, it’s a new day. It has been building slowly for awhile but we finally reached our tipping point. Though we agreed with much of Savage’s message things finally changed within the last month. Michael Savage’s infantile ego and his divisive childish name calling have turned us against him. We now find him a totally repulsive character never to be listened to again. When he defamed almost every other conservatve talk show host on the air we decided it was time to trash old uncle Mike. We now find Mikie so repulsive we cannot bear to hear the sound of his voice any longer. Besides, we are soooooo tired of hearing about Teddy pissing all over the house, Mike’s million dollar yacht and super expensive cars, his dumb ass meat balls, his multiple studios, his real estate, his stupid pointless and nothing special childhood stories, Mike talking about himself day in and day out time after time ad infinitum, makes me want to puke (you don’t wanna see a bovine puke now do you) and Mike’s all around threats of not talking about politics any longer. Guess what Mike, take away the political speak and you are no big deal. Also, Mike, I want to remind you that the pinnacle of your fame came after 9-11 and you are in that sense taking advantage of that unspeakable tragedy and you tell us in your stupid comic voice that you don’t want to talk about politics “democrat, republican, democrat, republican.” Well let it be known, I believe if we at the barnyard are a reflection of a large segment of the population and we believe the glory days of the “Savage Nation” is near at hand. Good riddance Uncle Mike. We don’t need you dividing the conservative movement with your infantile ego and jealousy. So we say, MOOOOOO and good riddance. AND MIKE, guess what? We don’t give a shit you were profiled in the New Yorker magazine. We wipe our big bovine asses with that magazine. Now go away Mr. EGOMANIAC. PS: Mike, we didn’t really want to tell you this but you look soooooooo GAY on the front cover of “Psychological Nudity.” Mike you are no Tom Wolfe with that stupid white get up. Also, why can’t you write intellectual books on the Supreme Court or Constitution like our friend Mark Levin. Not stories about jerking off in your mothers bathroom (figuratively speaking) that stay on New York Times best seller list for about 2 weeks. O’reilly is on the best sellers list for 52 weeks in a row (and look what a moron he is) and Mark Levin is many, many, many weeks. Mike, we are so not enamored of you any longer. Bye. Don’t let the barn door hit you on the ass on the way out.
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For too long, this country has been run by the welfare/food-stamp/public-housing/hiring-quota crowd. Now the country is being taken back by those who get up and go to work every day. GO
